an intresting game...

[fallenxlionheart]

Read the rules here

http://neoseeker.com/forums/32/t1116257-corrupt-wish/

i thought it would be an intresting game to play while we all wait on our computers to get here.

[robamb2002]

Granted: the game starts off and everyone loves the idea, but nobody responds and it dies the first day

now I would wish for a fully loaded NP9850 with full warranty and a load of periphrials. :D

[fallenxlionheart]

granted: u get a sweet np9850 but its power turns out to be so great it spontaneously combusts... thus destroying your laptop and your home

I wish for a million gazillion replies to this thread

[jabaski]

granted: this post get so many replied that it becomes a meme and your reputation falls into near promiscuity

i wish i had more money to spend on a laptop

[fallenxlionheart]

granted: you now have 1 billion monopoly dollars :) enjoy

[fallenxlionheart]

i wish i had the worlds most powerful supercomputer

[wadwad214]

granted: you have the world's fastest supercomputer.. but a worldwide disaster destroys all the power plants. :laugh:

i wish i can exchange my d900f for a toyota supra and lamborghini murcielago :biggrin:

[Big Daddy]

Granted: You have successfully traded your laptop for said Toyota Supra and Lamborghini Murcielago. However, the US government bails out both Toyota and Lamborghini and owns them. Both cars are now devalued to less than the value of your original laptop, plus you owe taxes on the initial profit made from the exchange.

I wish I could lose 10 more pounds before vacation this summer. Already lost 40!

[fallenxlionheart]

granted....you lose so much weight your are blown in to the air...doomed to an eternity of floating... :) sucks to be you

I wish i could type the keys on my keyboad with my mind

[Big Daddy]

Granted... Having just realized you just typed my wish with your mind, you are pleased with your new found power. However, you are incapable of reproducing the "R" key, therefore you find yourself always typing on a "keyboad" and your new name is "fallenxlionheat". :laugh:

I wish Gamefly would send me games at the top of my list, not somewhere below my 5th selection.

[fallenxlionheart]

that R key idea is hilarious.lol

Granted: Gamefly does send you the game at the top of your list but the games are defected and putting it in a console causes the console to freeze forever and if a pc game when the .exe is pressed you realize its full of viruses and loads your computer with so much junk the hard drive fails.... very unfortunate :laugh:

i wish i wasnt a ladies man lol

[robamb2002]

Granted: you are no longer a ladies man. period. (I think the wish itself makes it undesirable :p)

I wish I had a laptop battery that never ran out. continual power all the time, no need to recharge!

[Justin_W@XoticPC]

I wish I had a laptop battery that never ran out. continual power all the time, no need to recharge!


Before you know it, we'll have solar powered batteries! :eek:

[Anewbus]

Before you know it, we'll have solar powered batteries! :eek:

Yes, and they will come with little charging lights for indoor use and Xotic will offer them exclusively and everyone else will be jealous.:D

[powerpack]

Nuclear is the future guys!;):)

[Big Daddy]

Granted... You now have a laptop battery that never runs out, never any need to recharge. However, it can only be used in HP notebooks.

I wish this dude I work with would take a freakin' shower at least once a week.

[fallenxlionheart]

granted: He takes a 2 hour shower every day....in your bathroom:laugh:

I wish that when my 9280 arrives i will have no issues and not a single BSODs...NONE

[jabaski]

granted: your new 9280 is so awe inspiring and amazing that when it arrives you sit and bask in its glory until you die of dehydration

i wish college wasnt so dang expensive

[fallenxlionheart]

granted: college is now free and everyone goes....you now have 12 people living in your dorm room.

I wish for superpowers

[DrewB]

Granted, you now have the invincibility against bullets(lessthan2mm;))

I wish for a dead silent gaming notebook. :)

[fallenxlionheart]

granted....but its from 12 years ago

[fallenxlionheart]

i wish i never had to worry about anything again

[robamb2002]

Granted: you get in a car accident and are unable to form new memories and now cannot remember more than 15 seconds into the past.

I wish my wife would understand that it IS neccessary to upgrade my computers every 6 months to a year!

[fallenxlionheart]

what do you do for a living that requies you to upgrade as often?

Granted:your wife understands...but dosent care and takes control of your spending habits:laugh:

I wish xoticpc had a million smileys to choose from:yes:

[robamb2002]

what do you do for a living that requies you to upgrade as often?

nothing, thats why it is so hard to convince her! :p

Granted:XoticPC has upgraded the forums to hold one million different smiley icons, it takes each user 2 days to make a single post because they cannot find the perfect smiley option and the forum slows so much that nobody posts anymore because it takes way to long.

I wish XoticPC had free notebook giveaways once a month!

[Anewbus]

Granted, but they are the cheapo floor demos of Dells/Alienwares, HPs, old Compaqs etc. that were man-handled by hoards of people and used to demonstrate how poorly built they are compared to XoticPC machines and includes the ones that show what kind of damage can be done when a card or motherboard explodes.:laugh:

I wish XoticPC had awesome Multimedia/Gaming Desktops right now that you could have custom built and skinned and fancy lights put in too.

[fallenxlionheart]

granted: Xotic pc laptops become so good no one buys anything else and xotic puts everyone out of bussiness....xotic becomes the hardware equilivalant to m$ and charge you more money since they are the only choice for a pc

i wish i never had to work again

[Anewbus]

granted: Xotic pc laptops become so good no one buys anything else and xotic puts everyone out of bussiness....xotic becomes the hardware equilivalant to m$ and charge you more money since they are the only choice for a pc

i wish i never had to work again

Granted: All of the sudden you have enough money to live out the rest of your life without having to work........ but unfortunately the money has become so worthless that it is no longer the medium of exchange.

Xotic offers the Intel Nehalem CPU chips and I wish Intel would come out with the Netjer CPU chips so Xotic can offer those too.:biggrin:

[fallenxlionheart]

Netjer chips? i have some reasearch to do..lol

granted: the chips end up being junk...and ruin thousands of dollars worth of computers...

i wish i knew about all the amazing music thats out there

[jabaski]

granted: you abandon all your social ties and relationships and everyone you know to go live in a soundproof underground bunker and listen to music. everyone forgets that you exist and your bunker is paved over to make an ultra-mega super highway. you never heard a thing.

i wish i could oc my lappy to 6ghz effortlessly

[DrewB]

granted: you abandon all your social ties and relationships and everyone you know to go live in a soundproof underground bunker and listen to music. everyone forgets that you exist and your bunker is paved over to make an ultra-mega super highway. you never heard a thing.

i wish i could oc my lappy to 6ghz effortlessly

Congrats! You have partitioned the 6ghz effortlessly in exchange for all the power in your gfx card. =)

I wish I could never run out of breath in football!

[Big Daddy]

Granted... You never run out of breath in football, however you run the 40 in just under 30 seconds. No wonder you never run out of breath.

I wish I worked dayshift.

[fallenxlionheart]

Granted: you work the day shift.....at mcdonalds..:laugh:

i wish my 9280 would put usb ports somewhere other than all on the right side

[DrewB]

Granted, here is your external usb drive! (Technically, not on the side, but off to the side ;) )

I wish I had spent more time with my dog (we just put him down less than half an hour ago :( ).

[fallenxlionheart]

sorry to hear that Drew...my dog is nearing the end of her days and i have to put her down soon...i just dont have the heart to do it:(:(

i would like to corrupt your wish....but thats a wish i just dont have the heart to do that either...just dosent feel right

[Doom]

That is sad :(
Hmmm, how to continue this game....

I wish that Windows 7 will be better than XP.

[fallenxlionheart]

granted but in order to do so microsoft had to push back the release date well into next year.... and microsoft concocted so weasley way from keeping everyone from getting there free copy

[fallenxlionheart]

i wish i never forgot anything (like i forgot to wish on my last post lol)

[Doom]

granted but in order to do so microsoft had to push back the release date well into next year.... and microsoft concocted so weasley way from keeping everyone from getting there free copy

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Granted, but now you are unable to forget the most horrible and embarrassing moments in your life causing you to lock yourself in your house so you can't see anything disturbing.

I wish that other people will post in this thread.

[fallenxlionheart]

Granted...
The justins post.....revealing a hidden rule in the terms and agreements for the forum about creating silly forum topics and the thread is closed....giving me nothing to do at work when i should be working lol...

I WISH FOR A MILLION WISHES

[Doom]

Granted however all of those wished become corrupted.


time for another wish, I wish you waited a little after someone has posted sop they can fix their errors. :rolleyes:

[fallenxlionheart]

hahah i edited mine 2 thinking that i just didnt see your wish.....go look lol

[fallenxlionheart]

granted...i never reply and thus no one gives the thread a kick in the butt and the thread dies without posters...

I wish i didnt get confused so easily (so many edits lol)

[Doom]

Granted, but then this thread becomes boring and we all quit.

I wish I didn't have to wait until December to get my laptop.

[fallenxlionheart]

Granted...you now have to wait until january:laugh:ahhhhhh that one was 2 easy:wink2:

i wish i could see as far into the future as i wanted...(that would be so sweet)

[Doom]

Granted, however, that only happens after a messed up surgery that leaves you blind and paralyzed.

This should be an easy one, I wish I had my own squad of mercenaries.

[fallenxlionheart]

Granted...you have your own squad of mercenaries....designed to kill you....enjoy:)

I wish i was a hero to the world and was loved all around :laugh:lol

[Doom]

Granted, however, men love you a lot more than the women.

I wish I could have uncorruptable wishes

[fallenxlionheart]

Granted: But you cant mention them....

I wish i knew everything there ever was to know about computers

[Remnant]

Granted: but your knowledge will be obsolete in about 15 minutes.

I wish the 9280 wasn't so ugly